imma go hard like a muthafucking boner

ne-yo:

justanotherskyscraper:

ne-yo:

I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”

Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum

^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.

If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me

candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

ARE

YOU

POSITIVE

The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. 

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

i got my mom to watch sherlock and she finished all the episodes and comes into my room and is like, “It was so good! When’s the next season?”

im like, “oh you poor innocent soul”

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

knivesandebony:

People misinterpreting a character’s personality traits to the point where it becomes fanon.